As an infant cursed forever in love by a fortune teller, Shaun Barger was born with the assistance of a shaman midwife and began his life in a small house by a fishstick factory. He works at a library when he isn't having adventures across space and time, flying around with his jetpack, or battling the zombie hordes. Oh, and he writes too. Not poetry though. That other guy that comes up when you google Shaun Barger is not this one, but a fellow lucky enough to be born with the same name. Please do not confuse the two, as it might cause the Shaun Barger of THIS website to go home and cry into his pillow.