Awash in a sea of literary mediocrity? Have no fear, brave reader, for I shall be your lighthouse! Welcome to the home page of Shaun Barger, writer extraordinaire. With a magical pen and my writer's fist of knowledge I will do my best to strike down ignorance, shoddy prose, and pretentiousness of all sorts. Join me in my steadfast refusal for anything other than the completely awesome. Let us be awesome together!

(This site is a SUPER work in progress right now. Just so ya' know.)